Jesus was radical.He was a radical thinker, a peace-maker and a man of the people. He hung out with whores and lepers because his philosophy was to love and care for the forgotten, for the poor and for those at the fringes of society. He loved
everyone regardless of their station in life, practiced a deep sense of humility and tolerance and preached that we were all, as was he, children of God. Radical thoughts for those times and for now.
But especially now. That is because after Muslim extremists from other countries attacked America on 9/11, America responded, in part, with extremists of it own: Christian Extremists. And Christian Extremists want America to be a completely Christian nation, run only by Christians, and teaching the lessons of Christ, whether you like that or not. And they're working very hard to make this a reality.
There are, of course, many hundreds of millions of peaceful non-extreme Christians around the world who practice kindness, tolerance of other religions and thoughtful community work. Some work behind the scenes and others are more vocal. The National Council of Churches, for example, vocally opposed the organizers and the purpose of Justice Sunday last week in Kentucky. And that took guts.
Unfortunately, it is the Christian Extremists who are grabbing most of the headlines and setting most of the agendas. Which is bad. And the media is complicit in this. Which is worse. Individuals like Jerry Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, Ralph Reed, and Bill Frist -- in their roles as public figures and leaders with way too much airtime-- consistently pervert the teachings of Christ while continuing to call themselves good Christians. Somehow, qualities like lying, ignorance, rage, arrogance, sidestepping the issues and aggressive grabs for personal power seem to be the hallmarks of today's Extreme Christians, replacing Christ's own examples of love, tolerance and acceptance. Worse yet, the plague of this kind of thinking is trickling down from today's Extremist Christian leaders to those in their flocks as well.
Take this gem of a note I got from an angry reader who read my last essay on Senator Bill Frist. When, during our correspondence, she discovered that I was Jewish, she sent this to me:
"that explains it. why didn't you say you where jewish in the letter you wrote. apparently you are studying the wrong religion. my GOD is the only GOD whether you believe it or not. it would help you to study the King James version of the true Bible and maybe you would find the truth."
Let's set aside, for the moment, that this sentiment is responsible for more wars being fought than any other throughout history. Put it aside for a second and observe how a brainwashed Christian Extremist likes to proclaim her monopoly on God. This is the "only my God is acceptable" tactic which is similar, but not identical, to the "you're going to hell if you don't believe in my God" approach. When this next happens to you, smile politely and REALIZE THAT NOTHING YOU CAN SAY OR DO WILL EVER CHANGE THIS PERSON. This is a lost soul, already brainwashed by other extremists into believing that unless you believe EXACTLY as they believe, that you will be labeled as wrong. Take pity. But...if you'd like to have some fun and, perhaps, try to make a difference, ask your assailant, "Exactly which portion of the Bible directly quotes Christ as saying that he was the only acceptable God and that those who thought differently than him would go to hell?" You'll get excuses but not an answer...because Christ never preached exclusivity, arrogance or Hell as retribution for not agreeing with everything he said and did.
Here's another classic from a more articulate reader:
"I enjoyed reading about your fairy tail land where Democrats vigorously support President Bush and demonstrate Christian behavior. Why is it that people like you want to define what a Christian is and tell us not to practice free speech. It would be refreshing if you would first define yourself honestly."
This is another common tactic Christian Extremists use which I like to call the "I'll avoid commenting on ANY of the salient points you've just discussed and instead attack you personally" approach. Conservative talk-show host Sean Hannity loves this approach; he's an expert at it. And it's a very popular tactic because it avoids having to deal with any of those sticky things called "facts". And, really, what person wants to admit they might have their facts wrong when he can have a big ego, act defensively and get really angry in order to make his point...all qualities that Christ himself embodied, right? The best way to deal with people who attack you in this fashion is simple: ASK QUESTIONS. When you put your attacker into the position of having to answer direct questions, you force them to be accountable for their answers. The only problem: you need to do your homework. And homework, dear students, is mandatory if you have any desire to speak truth to power or truth to the brainwashed.
We continue on to my next bumbling example:
"The Democrats ARE obstructing the President's judicial nominations!
They haven't confirmed nearly any Appeals Courts nominees!
The Senate's role is to advise & consent, NOT OBSTRUCT!
All nominees deserve an up or down vote in the Senate if they make it out of committee!
The filibuster has NEVER BEEN USED in this fashion in 200 years!
HOW DARE YOU HEATHEN DEMOCRAT INVOKE JESUS' NAME!!!
How would Jesus respond to Democrats today.
Would Jesus approve of abortion? NO!!!!!
Would Jesus approve of obstruction? NO!!!!!
Would Jesus approve of adultery? NO!!!!
Would Jesus approve of all the lies the Dimocrats tell? NO!!!!
Would Jesus approve of sex before marriage? NO!!!!
Would Jesus be a Democrat or a Republican? NO!!!!!"
This is a good Extremist Christian response because it combines a personal attack along with the 'ole "I'm going to confuse you with tons of extra punctuation so that you'll forget to fact check any of my sputum" approach. Only, I always fact check. And this woman's email contained an incredible array factual errors. For example, her assertion that Democrats haven't "confirmed nearly any" judicial appointees. Actually, the Democrats have already confirmed 204 out of 214 of Bush's appointees. Or that the filibuster "HAS NEVER BEEN USED in this fashion" in our history. When, very clearly, it has. But the biggest factual error of all was calling me a "heathen democrat". Because, as the primary definition of heathen is "an unconverted member of a people or nation that does not acknowledge the God of the Bible" and as I am a practicing Jew, it might logically follow that this Extreme Christian woman is drinking too much water from the pool. And Jesus wouldn't have drunk water from the pool; he would have walked across it.
But let us move to my most precious example:
"Don't send me another one of your emails. I strongly support the Republicans in this situation. I voted for Bush and I would over andover a million times and will vote again Republican in 2006 and 2008 so get hug another tree and drink some more Kool Aid and thank God there is a Republican in the WhiteHouse and the control everything because it is people like you that President Bush one reelection. We don't people like you running this country."
This one truly captures the "I'ma fuck you up by throwing everything at you I can possibly think of" tactic (see also the "Potpourri"). But you gotta give the guy credit: his last sentence is a huge comedic masterpiece, he manages to include exceptionally poor grammar and misspellings, and he worked in two ancient references to hippie culture. Speaking of which, I have a newsflash for Christian Extremists: Jesus had long hair, was counter-culture, wore sandals, hung out with lepers and whores and loved to preach peace. That kinda makes Jesus a HUGE hippie.
But today's final quote - the proverbial icing on the Extreme Christian cake -- comes from none other than Pat Robertson of the uber-Christian 700 Club. Pat appeared recently on "This Week With George Stephanopoulos" and was asked about the filibustering that Senate Democrats might use to defeat some of Bush's judicial nominees. His response was that Federal Judges were more of a threat to America than Al Queda:
"Over 100 years, I think the gradual erosion of the consensus that's held our country together is probably more serious than a few bearded terrorists who fly into buildings."
Then, when Stephanopoulos asked if Robertson's claims that these same renegade judges were "the most serious threat America has faced in nearly 400 years of history, more serious than al Queda, more serious than Nazi Germany and Japan, more serious than the Civil War...", Robertson -- feeling the love of Christ within -- replied:
"George, I really believe that. I think they are destroying the fabric that holds our nation together. There is an assault on marriage. There's an assault on human sexuality, as Judge Scalia said, they've taken sides in the culture war and on top of that if we have a democracy, the democratic processes should be that we can elect representatives who will share our point of view and vote those things into law."
So congratulations to Pat Robertson: he is Message to America's "Extreme Christian of The Moment" for preaching love, tolerance, peace and understanding exactly the way Christ would have done himself.
And congratulations too to George Stephanopoulous who was a compliant enough puppet to have the gumption to give airtime to Robertson in the first place.
Wake up America.